Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Randomize
