These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
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Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
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My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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