He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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