Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
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