So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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