So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
love makes seman taste better
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
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Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
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What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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