Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
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no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
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I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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