i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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