Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
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I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
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well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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