Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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