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why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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