I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
The old woman next to me on the el smells like cupcakes...but she doesn't taste like cupcakes
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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