Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
