all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
love makes seman taste better
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
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There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
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The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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