You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
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