I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
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I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
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Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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