Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
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Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
porn star boner night. come get it.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
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I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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