I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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