He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
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