she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
4 words: hood of his car
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
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