butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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