We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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