There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
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I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
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Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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