You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
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I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
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Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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