i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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