Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
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