I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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