We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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