i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Nicole vs. Life
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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