i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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