I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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