Well apparently he's into motor boating.
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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