is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
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He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
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I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
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