i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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