it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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