She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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