But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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