how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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