Can Purell be used as lube?
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
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but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
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I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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