Your face is a jimmy john
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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