i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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