If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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