oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
its not stalking. its research.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
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