No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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