Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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