something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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