TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
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We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
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Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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