this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Randomize
