is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
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how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
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He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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