I can text with my tongue
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
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I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
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Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
Two words: nipple clamps
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