worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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