Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
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He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
tell me about the fingering
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