Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
Randomize
